How high do you have to be to adopt a mouse as your son and name it Stuart
just a little
You may call me Rachel, but High Queen works too.
You know when an fast angry song comes on that you know every word to comes on and you’re in just the right mood that you’re eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
the youngest person in the world just got born
it’s so cute i want an army of them
take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.
That is not the intended use sir
My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.
I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys
COULD IT BE
DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU
I WILL SAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA, BELIEVE IT
But there was plenty of time to be photographed with the Tiki Dalek at poolside. Mai-Tais for everyone!
I WANT A TIKIDALEK AU
GIVE IT TO ME
GIVE IT NAAAAAOOOOOW.
Map of the World by Natural Skin Color
i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening
actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d.
THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.
Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.
In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.
French slang is freaking metal.
DEATH BY OHONHONHON