In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give a crap.
My headcanon is that Mjolnir is at least semi-sentient and thinks Darcy’s nickname is awesome and adorable.
I bet whenever she sees it and is like “myuh myuh!” it’s just like “hey Darcy”.
I bet Darcy is worthy of myuh myuh
"Oh hey you dropped this here you go"
*Thor just stares at her a minute and slowly takes Mjolnir from her hand before taking said hand and kissing it
"My lady, you are trully worthy"
Darcy: “Well yeah, duh, but thanks anyway space hunk” *Has no idea of the significance of what she just did*
You may call me Rachel.
i don’t know why i laughed so hard but
buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID
i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid
the little mermaid
why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do
He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR
THROUGH THEIR CROTCH
THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR
THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR
Vintage Antonia Stark. Belongs to Mairi.
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.
…This is from no other than Gameinformer.
I always thought it was funny as shit how the Eleven Satanic Rules of LaVeyan Satanism are more moral than the ten commandments.
satanism is actually very interesting. it’s principles are revolved around self discovery and self appreciation. satanists do not believe in loving everyone like Christians do because people don’t deserve or value it and you end up hurt. it’s a really intriguing topic
"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
This joke is lethal
McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER
No classes together ever goodbye
“I’ll join you when Hell freezes over,” said Neville. “Dumbledore’s Army!” he shouted, and there was an answering cheer from the crowd, whom Voldemort’s Silencing Charms seemed unable to hold.
Happy 34th Birthday to a true Gryffindor and one of the bravest characters I’ve ever known, Neville Longbottom.